Walk Away From WALKING DEAD

I’ve never been one for horror flicks. They scare the bejeezus out of me every single time. I guess that’s why it took me forever to actually get into the whole Walking Dead fad. I could go on and on but, long story short, ME + ZOMBIES that actually look real (not that I’ve actually seen one in real life) = DISASTER

Having said that, I’ve made a personal list (here we go again with the lists) of the people who should AVOID watching this series. (I say avoid instead of never because, well, you never say never right?)

 

____________ + Walking Dead = BAD IDEA!

  1. LITTLE KIDS

    It’s more than a little gory and it CAN get pretty violent. My brother is 16 years old and he still cringes and looks away in some parts. My friend, being the smart Mommy that she is (and I say this sarcastically,) watched the show with her 6 year old daughter. Now her daughter goes into her room at night saying, “Mommy, I think I hear Walkers outside.”

  2. CHICKENS

    By chicken, I don’t mean the animal (although the chickens here at home do react to the sounds at times.) The chickens I’m referring to are those people that pee in their pants every time a loud BANG bursts out from the TV. Unless you get your kicks from staring at a friend of yours passed out on the couch, watching this show with a scaredy cat couldn’t be farther from a stress-free Saturday night with the gang. Yeah it’s funny the first couple of  shrieks but when your friends lips start paling, you know it’s time to hit the stop button on that DVD player.

  3. IMAGINATION ARTISTS

    If you consider yourself someone with an active imagination, you should think twice about watching this series. Usually, people who are able to picture things vividly in their minds carry a very special gift. Unfortunately, when left with their thoughts and the lights are off, the zombies start to become that much more real.

  4. QUEASY QUEENS (my brother’s contribution)

    I can’t stress the word GORY enough. Blood is one thing but severed body parts, exploding heads and continuous spillage of guts can get your tummy turning inside out faster than you can say WALKER!

 

With that, I end my 2 cents worth on the topic of WALKING DEAD. If you do decide to watch this series, ease into it. Trust me, diving into it from zero will keep you up at night wondering about all the little bumps and creaks around the house.

As for me, I’m a CHICKEN, an IMAGINATION ARTIST and a QUEASY QUEEN rolled into one big mess. I watch this show and my eyes start bulging out of their sockets and my nails run out faster than the eraser on the end of a number 2 pencil.

The funny thing is though, the minute I started watching this show, I was HOOKED! It drove me crazy the night I first started watching it. I woke up at 3am, looked around my dark bedroom and wanted to glue my eyes shut. I freak out easily and I don’t really know what pushed me to start watching this series but in a way, it’s been both the reason for a few stress lines on my face as well as the reason for some of the smile lines too.

 

FINAL STATEMENT, Walking Dead is INSANE in both the good and the gory way. If you do decide to stick it into your player, make sure you’ve cleared your bladder and screwed your head on real tight! It’ll be one hell of a ride! 🙂

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10 thoughts on “Walk Away From WALKING DEAD

  1. I never understood and still don’t understand the attraction to zombies in this day and age. It has nothing to do with my age either. First, there is no such thing. They’re ugly. And there must be more masochistic people out there than I thought. I don’t think it’s funny and I don’t think it’s “cool”. What attraction to watching these shows is beyond me. I’d rather watch “19 Kids and Counting” and get disgusted about that.

  2. Okay, I have to say I absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead. It’s my favorite show on television and NOT because of the zombies. The show is well written, well acted and well shot. There aren’t many other shows of this caliber on television today. That may sound silly because it sounds like a show about zombies but IT’S NOT, it’s actually a show about HUMANITY! It just happens to use zombies as a suspensful catalyst. AH, I love that show.

  3. The thing I enjoy about The Walking Dead is that it’s filmed in and around my hometown in Metro Atlanta. Funny thing is that the director/producers chose Atlanta because “it doesn’t take much to make it look like the zombie apocalypse” a fact which I can attest to!

  4. certainly like your website however you have to test the spelling on several of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I to find it very bothersome to tell the truth on the other hand I’ll definitely come back again.

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